Lamar reviews - Instant smile teeth

March 27, 2018

I’ve chosen to take a look at a bold new product called Instant Smile.  What they say: “Your smile makes an instant impression about you and if you are not satisfied with you smile we have a 5 minute custom fit solution.  And it’s done in the privacy of you own home.”  What I say:  This sounded too good to be true so I did a little research.  The company that developed this miracle dental invention is the William Robert teeth company.  That sounded familiar to me and a little more research told me why.  William Robert is long for Billy Bob which is a company that makes Hillbilly Teeth and Red Neck Teeth along with, mullet caps, and flip flops that look like zombie feet.  Now before I go forward with the teeth I want to discuss 2 of their other products.  Not only do they make the cap with a mullet hanging out the back of it, they also make a Man Bun Visor that makes you look like you’re wearing a Man Bun.  If you are out there sporting a Man Bun I want you to set down your vape and listen to me.  When the Billy Bob Company makes a visor with your hairstyle on it you might want to think about grabbing a pair of scissors. And concerning Zombie Flip Fops, if you are over 30 years old wearing flip flops you may not know it but you already have zombie feet and the rest of us would like for you to cover them up!


  I couldn’t figure out why Billy Bob, after being so successful selling Redneck Teeth would make fake teeth with a straight up smile.  Then I realized they signed a huge contract with Wal-Mart.  The first rule of marketing is to know your audience.  Since certainly not all, but a large number of Wal-Mart shoppers already have their own real redneck teeth sales projections would be pretty low.  But possibly there might be a market for straight white teeth for some of their clientele.


The packaging has those special words I always look for on a quality product, AS Seen On TV and one size fits all.  Not only do you get the teeth but also a hard plastic sealable carrying case that fits easily in your pocket or purse.  The 5 minute custom fit is true.  After boiling some water I poured it over the teeth in a bowl.  I waited 1 minute, put em in my mouth and proceeded to custom fit them to my teeth.  You do this by pressing the warm wax behind the teeth onto your own teeth.  The packaging does contain this caution: in order for this product to stay firm in the mouth, a person needs to have some existing tooth structure.  I think you probably need at least 2 and not both together.  Let’s face it Billy Bob can’t help everybody.  After the fit is secure remove them from your mouth and allow to cool.


Now at any given time in any social situation where you want to make a good impression just take out your case, flip it open and pop in your Instant Smile and make some new friends.


To be truly honest there are some draw backs.  There may be a slight speech impediment which may get better in time.  Also another word of caution on the box is: This product is NOT a denture or dental device.  It is only to enhance your appearance and is not designed for chewing.


This is where my rating goes down hill.  Ya’ll know me.  If I can’t talk and I can’t eat then this is a product I can’t get behind.


My Score is only 1 Bud

Lamar reviews - Instant smile teeth review

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