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  • Lamar reviews-Mortdecai

    It’s not like they don’t have a cast. Besides Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow there’s Ewan McGregor, Paul Bettany, Olivia Munn, and Jeff Goldblum. All wasted. I will say that Paltrow rises above the material and plays her part as his intelligent wife straight up. Paul Bettany is the only bright spot as the manservant Jock Strapp who is constantly being shot and run over by Mortdecai. Read More
  • Lamar's Review- The Wedding Ringer

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  • Lamar notes... It's a wonderful life!

    When I was trying to decide what movie to review this week there were a lot of possibilities. The problem was with all the controversy I had to be careful to pick one that wouldn’t upset North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. To be on the safe side I decided on It’s a Wonderful Life. In this entire movie there is no reference to North Korea or the Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army. Now just in case for some reason he finds offence with this movie or my review I want to remind him of something. Don’t confuse your people with our people. You have starved your people, they have no weapons, and you force them to worship you. In the great state of South Carolina we are overweight, heavily armed, and we love Jesus. So it’s probably best if you don’t roll up in here. Read More
  • Lamar reviews- The Hobbit-The battle of five armies

    It has taken 13 years, 6 movies, and over 17 hours of screen time for Peter Jackson to visually bring us Tolkien’s books. And he has done a fantastic job. Did the Hobbit need to be split between 3 films? We can argue that all day but one thing is for sure; it was profitable. Read More

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