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Morons in the News Archive

  • Morons in the news 5-22-15

    Today's morons include a man that decided to steal a police officer's cell phone. Another moron tried to outrun the police in a car, truck and bicycle. Plus a man strips down to nothing in the airport because of an overcrowded plane. Read More
  • Moron of the day.... 5-22-15

    Tourists filming baboons in South Africa recorded the moment a pizza-pilfering primate opened a car door to steal a few slices of pie. Read More
  • Morons in the news 5-21-15

    Today's morons include a woman destroying the house because her boyfriend changed the grooming appointment. Store clerk gives play by play as she's being robbed. Plus a moron takes off his ankle bracelet and puts it on his pet cat. Read More
  • Moron of the day.. 5-21-15

    A Mexican citizen facing U.S. cocaine trafficking charges is being hunted by federal agents after he slipped out of a court-ordered GPS monitoring bracelet and placed the device on his cat, a ruse that allowed him to flee from his Virginia residence. Read More
  • Morons in the News 5-20-15

    Today in Morons in the News, we have a zebra bite a man's nipple, a boar crashing through a children's clothes store and St. Louis showing how tough they are. Read More
  • Morons in the news 5-19-15

    Today's morons include a couple attempting to sell the golden ticket to heaven. Another moron decided he was bored being unemployed and tore down the neighbor's house. And what happens when a robber is face to face with a lollipop? Read More
  • Morons of the day.. 5-19-15

    Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. Read More
  • Morons in the news... 5-18-15

    Today's morons include a drug dealer busted as the cops and fed ex arrive at his door at the same time. An oil company decided to sweeten the deal by offering landowners hookers as payment. And a Saudi man gets eighty thousand dollars in driving fines as his wife gets revenge. Read More
  • Morons in the News 5-15-15

    Today with Morons in the News, we have a doctor who left his cell phone inside a woman after she gave birth. A man wanted to get revenge on his friend and made a huge mistake. What is scarier than a man with nun-chucks? Read More
  • Moron in the news.. 5-14-15

    Today's morons are breaking the law and then taking on the court. Meet Dave the moron that felt he needed to let the judge know his feeling about being in court. Another moron decided to go for a job but forgot his clothes. Plus a mom decided to celebrate Mother's day in a bar with her child. Read More