Morons in the News

Morons... The Great Lake Getaway

Today in Morons in the News... Assault by cupcakes. The Great Lake Getaway! Constipated, Pepper Sprayed, and Robbed. Drug Dealer needed to call 9-1-1.
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Morons... I Fought The Law

Today in Morons in the News... I fought the law... and the law won. This moron probably wasn't good at hide and seek as a kid. Drunks picking up drunks at the police department. Dirty Dancing practice causes problems.
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Morons... Don't Be Early

Today in morons in the news... A man tries to block a police camera while handcuffed with his gum. A robber came a little early for a robbery at a bank that wasn't open. Couple got caught in the backseat of a car trying to get intamate.
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Morons... Crack in the ICU

Today in Morons in the News... Smoking crack in the ICU. Impersonating an officer to get free food. Biting off a man's ear for not sharing a cigerette. Guess which state all of this is from?
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Morons: Scooter time!

Today on Morons in the news: Take the ATM and Run.. NOT. No charging elephants in the marathon. Keep your hands on the wheel. Keep your hands on the wheel.....
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Morons: We all scream for Ice Cream.

Today on Morons in the news: We all scream for Ice Cream. No return for real panties. Starbucks feels the wrath of the rash. Don't repo the baby.
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