Morons in the News

Morons: Don't look behind the door.

Today on morons in the news: These are not the drugs you're looking for... The angry ex. Bring back my purse.
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Morons: Driving like Granny

Today on Morons in the news: Driving like your grandmother. The watch dog was a PUG. Ohhh that smell. Chuck E Cheese shootout. Hey Granny.....
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Morons: Slow Down!

Today on Morons in the News: Watch out where you park your car after drinking. Mickey D's busts hit and run driver. No free rides in my Porsche. Speeding doesn't happen in a traffic jam. He stole my life.
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Morons: Snakes don't want love.

Today on Morons in the news: Snakes don't like romance. Not the award you want to get. T-Rex costumes gets woman arrested. How much is the moldy tuna sandwich. Pizza manager pepper sprays co-worker. The price of moldy Mickey.....
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Morons: Haters are gonna hate.

Today on Morons in the news: Not the happiest place on Earth for the family. Those lies won't get you out of the ticket. No one likes Portland... So he says. Texting during the movie causes lawsuit. No love for Portland.....
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Morons: It's five o'clock somewhere.

Today on Morons in the news: Don't sell a man's chainsaw. 911 is not for practice. My finger is in the door. Daytime drinking. My finger is in the door....
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