Morons

Morons: Scared straight gone wrong.

Today on Morons in the news: Your name here doesn't work for us. Scared straight gone wrong. Slapped for the burger. Test driving stuntman.
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Morons: Hannibal style.

Today on Morons in the news: The worst things done during a job interview. I need someone to drink with. No gas but plenty of booze. Hannibal style... Letters from Hannibal....
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Morons: That's no way to park.

Today on Morons in the news: Dont' rob a place that has just been robbed. The getaway led to a new job. Can I get an application?.... You can't read and drive at the same time. You can't park like that.
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Morons: Those are fighting words

Today on Morons in the News: Looters attempt to getaway with the pole. It's the Richenbacher hold-up. The bikini battle brawl is cleared. Bikini brawl is set free.... What's he got in the back of the truck?
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Morons: Beating the rap.

Today on Morons in the News: He followed the GPS too closely. Never bring a small knife to a robbery. Dressing up the pug. He's all dressed up to go out....
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Morons: A slip of the ring.

Today on Morons in the news: The runaway Panda heist. The great pizza rip-off. Watch out for the butter knife. The explosive focus. The proposal went wrong. Boom goes the focus..... Where did the ring go?.....
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Morons: Gator Slapped

Today on Morons in the news: Moron takes all the spots in the parking garage. Packing heat in private places. Gator slapped. Now that's packing some heat.
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Morons: The goldilocks burglary.

Today on Morons in the news: Watch who you sell your drugs to. Here's Tammy! She's no goldilocks. Her new best friend. Look who's sleeping in my bed....
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Morons... Pants Down

Morons... Repeated pants dropper returns to the crime... again. Sheri gives a pro-tip for arsonist. Stealing the mother's ashes.
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Morons: Love has no boundries.

Today on Morons in the News: Cops stop the party for an arrest. Never rob the MMA. That's how she hustles. The package held us hostage. Love has no boundries....
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