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MORONS: Smoked out the Skunks!

Today on Morons in the news: The ex gets the house.. .NOT! That stench might not be a skunk… X marks the spot for smoke bombs!! Wrong lottery tickets leads to a win! This vent is not for drying your underwear. Please stop drying your underwear.....
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Morons - Not Bullwinkle... NO!

Today on morons in the news: Don't sing my humps to a cow…. The wedding photographer was distracted… all the time. Target practice is not for inside the house. Fist fight breaks out in the middle of the traffic jam! Don't pet the moose… Please step away from the moose!!!!!
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Morons... Kingpin Granny booked!

Today on Morons in the news. Please move your ambulance note! Running away with the panties. Tasing won't keep em… Kingpin granny… Hey granny.... Busted!!!!! No meth labs in my hotel.
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Morons... Don't see me

Today on Morons in the news: Fake butt cheeks are for smuggling It's the cut of my jeans... You can't outrun the police in the frozen swamp. I'm just gonna borrow this grocery cart full of groceries. This is my cart! Wife is upset about her missing kidney.
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Morons - Burgin Busted Bunglin Bikes

Today on Morons in the news: Homemade rocket bikes don't sound safe! The tracks have led the cops to your doors. Just follow the tracks..... Man tries to outrun the police in his pink boxers. Donkey drops in to surprise people. Lookout below!
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Morons - Valentine's Day Crimes That Were Committed by Lovers

Today on Morons in the news: Makeout jewel heist. Don't rob the bankwhere you're dating someone Subway Bonnie and Clyde. Not even love in the safe. V-day kidnapping.. plenty of the room in trunk. Robbing the bank for love.. NOT Even morons do it for love!!!!
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Morons - That's a multipurpose weave

Today on Morons in the news: Man goes toilet diving for lost cell phone. Don't leave your keys in the car when you're robbing the store. It's all hidden in the hair! There's plenty of room in there..... Keep the cruch fresh! Feel the crunch!
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Morons - Devil Horns... Not a good look for you!

Today on Morons in the news… Devil horned man gets pulled over! It's not a good look for you bro..... Former boss attempts to rob the pizza store. Burying your clothes won't get you off the hook. He's stuck in the claw machine! Winning... now let me out!!!!
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Morons... Epic sketchy sketch!

Today on morons in the news…. Greased up getaway… Greased up for the chase.... Leaving out on the bill! Doodle leads to arrest of moron… It's looking a little sketchy.... The mystery machine is going down! I deserve the prize....
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Morons - Everyone needs a pony ride!

Today on Morons in the news… Customer floods the strip club Shelby Mustang arrested for DUI. His name is fast....... Corgi catches a rid with pony. Even the puppy needs a pony ride... Dog catches kitchen on fire over pancakes. But he was craving pancakes.... Not the type of cougar we were hoping...
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