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Morons: McDonald’s Squeezethrough Window

Today on Morons in the news: The bird is on the loose. Pick up those dirty tighty whities. Don't bum rush the police. Squeezing thru the arches. I'll take it to go....
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Moron: Caught by the dash cam...

Today on Morons in the News: Sometimes you need to keep your hat on. Stove top stuffing in your pants. No Walmart whopping here.... NO Walmart whooping here.... All caught on the dash cam... Caught on camera.... Next time... Just flush.
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Morons:Dating is hard....

Today on Morons in the news.... Take a "chance" on her. Breaking news... Bank robber does the interview. Dating is hard... even deer are confused. Dating is hard... even for the deer..... Go pro swinging surprise.
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Morons: The food is just right.

Today on morons in the news: It's pumpkin spice season.. To the head! This shopping cart belongs to us. We get the cash and you get the donuts. Because the grass needed cutting and I needed a beer. Oh that smell... questioning is over. The three little bears comes to life. This food tastes just...
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Morons - Soap star hams it up for mugshot

Today on Morons in the news: Alexa throws her own party! Kicked from the trailer park. Soap star hams up the mugshot. Soap star is mugging for the camera... But that's the price on the tag.
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Morons: Thermostat Brawl In North Dakota

Today on Morons in the news: Is that a python in your pants? Brawlin' over the tempature. Brawlin' over the tempature.... The Mounties always get their naked men. The Larry David excuse.
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Morons: OB dresses like the Joker.

Today on Morons in the news: Don't go spending if your dead. There's a patient in the back of the stolen ambulance. What's in your Amazon package? The Joker delivers a baby. The joker delivers.....
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Morons: Giddyup! Florida woman gets DUI on horse.

Today on Morons in the news: No breakfast thru this drive-thru. Pepper spray is not a bottle opener. The law dawg. Don't look inside the expensive walls. Is that a croc in your house? Drunk horse rider... The horse riding drunk....
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Morons: 10 year steals mom's car for high speed chase

Today on the Bob and Sheri show: No binge watching your ex's Netflix. 10 year old leads police on high speed chase. High speed 10 year old moron..... What's in the head?
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Morons: Not what we meant by the friendly skies.

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show: The Schmuck family moron. Not what we meant by the friendly skies. No egg mcmuffins .. no guns.
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