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MORONS: Smoked out the Skunks!

Today on Morons in the news: The ex gets the house.. .NOT! That stench might not be a skunk… X marks the spot for smoke bombs!! Wrong lottery tickets leads to a win! This vent is not for drying your underwear. Please stop drying your underwear.....
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Morons - Not Bullwinkle... NO!

Today on morons in the news: Don't sing my humps to a cow…. The wedding photographer was distracted… all the time. Target practice is not for inside the house. Fist fight breaks out in the middle of the traffic jam! Don't pet the moose… Please step away from the moose!!!!!
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Morons... Kingpin Granny booked!

Today on Morons in the news. Please move your ambulance note! Running away with the panties. Tasing won't keep em… Kingpin granny… Hey granny.... Busted!!!!! No meth labs in my hotel.
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Morons - That's a multipurpose weave

Today on Morons in the news: Man goes toilet diving for lost cell phone. Don't leave your keys in the car when you're robbing the store. It's all hidden in the hair! There's plenty of room in there..... Keep the cruch fresh! Feel the crunch!
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Morons - Devil Horns... Not a good look for you!

Today on Morons in the news… Devil horned man gets pulled over! It's not a good look for you bro..... Former boss attempts to rob the pizza store. Burying your clothes won't get you off the hook. He's stuck in the claw machine! Winning... now let me out!!!!
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Morons... Epic sketchy sketch!

Today on morons in the news…. Greased up getaway… Greased up for the chase.... Leaving out on the bill! Doodle leads to arrest of moron… It's looking a little sketchy.... The mystery machine is going down! I deserve the prize....
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Morons - They have the cure for the munchies

Today on Morons in the news: Alexa is causing bad behavior. Fake bomb threat to protect the girlfriend. Super bowl debate gets heated … Then the cops show up! Girls scouts make a killing in front of the pot dispensary. We're here to cure the munchies.....
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Morons..... These clothes prevent me from working out.

Today on Morons in the news: No invitation to the wedding leads to an arrest. Please wipe down the workout machines… Can't feel the burn in these clothes..... Teenager orders stripper to high school. Smash the patrol car. Dangling students from the ledge will get you fired. The dog returns home....
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Morons - Unemployed dog gets check

Today on Morons in the news: We can see your every move! Three wheel driver asks to get covered. Man was swallowed up by sinkhole. Florida bank robber is passing out the money. That dog can't get the govt. benefits. Don't bounce that dog's check!
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Morons - Bride lays beatdown on crashers!

Today on Morons in the news: If I can't have that car I'll take your tow truck. Non of the 85 plumbers could fix the toilet. The legend of Zelda sword attack! Watch out for Zelda!!!! The bride crashes in on the crashers! The bride brought the beatdown.....
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