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Morons - Duct Tape Triggers the Dog

Today on Morons in the news…. Speeding for the booty call. Crashed because Google was wrong.. That's no burglar .. That's a roll of duct tape! Duct tape sets the dog off!!!! The bribes keep rolling in!
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Morons: Chubby, thieving squirrel busted in NJ

Today on Morons in the News: Watch out for the Queens of the Stone Age. The naughty squirrel stole the gifts. Chubby, thieving squirrel busted!.... We found your missing "binkys".
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MORONS: Starman Nutcracker Recovered

Today on Morons in the news… David Bowie the nutcracker retrieved. Starman nutcracker to Major Tom..... Breaking your way in to find love. Toddler really wants a prize. Catching the man eating python. Man eating python....
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Lamar reviews - Murder on the Orient Express

I’m not sure if Todd was delirious or had a fever but when he suggested Murder on the Orient Express I thought it was a trick. This is not a blockbuster release. Although it is a remake, it’s not a third sequel of a movie that wasn’t good enough for the first sequel. It’s not a crazed demon...
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Morons: Sign? What sign?

Today on Morons in the news.. Pot smoking in the parking spot. Please remove the sign from your car. Sign? What Sign???? Delta flight lands to make a bathroom break. Pop tarts don't come with mustard.
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Morons... Skydiving Santa makes a splash!

Today on Morons in the news… Skydiving Santa has a rough landing… Skydiving Santa makes a big splash.. or crash! Let me kiss those piggies at walmart. Strongbow for the soccer club!
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The baby first step doll

Cynthia asked for one gift at Christmas and it was a Baby First Step doll. Unfortunately her brother broke off Baby First Step's leg before she could get to enjoy playing with it during the holiday season. Check out the video... Baby first step....
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Morons: Hornback swings Whaaaat?

Today on Morons in the news: Make sure you got the right address before you start the fire. Swinging that thing around is not good…. Hornback swings WHAAATT??? Watch out for a flying marital aid… Keep your head down when moving through the house... The drunken possum… B&E marsupial style....
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Morons: No Rocket Scientist

Today on Morons in the news: Give me the Zebra head. This is Bob's twin… stop speeding. Can't hide in the Port a John. He's no rocket scientist No rocket scientist......
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Lamar reviews - Daddy's home 2

Is this it? The best we can expect for Christmas movies this year? This and Bad Moms Christmas? Not only do both of the movies suck equally but they seem like the same movie but one with women and one with men. In Bad Moms the grandmothers show up and complicate Christmas. There is an overbearing...
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